Let me tell you about my favorite public toilet.
Tucked away in a western cranny of Edmonton’s river valley,
between Fort Edmonton Park and the John Janzen Nature Centre, stands a marvel
of elegant, simple, sanitary-engineering design. It’s a composting toilet (CT), made by
Advanced Composting Systems of Whitefish, Montana, and it’s situated in a small
raised structure next to a cycling path. The staff of the Nature Centre look
after it, and they keep it remarkably clean and well stocked; I’ve used it many
times and never been caught wanting for supplies. Sometimes there’s even actual
Purell in the hand-cleaner dispenser.
My guess is that the Nature Centre folks see the CT as a
kind of environmental PR project, promoting the possibilities of composting.
(There is, in fact, a Compost Education Centre at the Nature Centre across the
trail). So I suspect there’s a kind of pride factor that helps explain the
pristine condition of this craphouse. A sign inside explains how the toilet
works—making vague reference to mysterious “organisms” that live down below and
go to town on the unsavoury deposits in such a way that renders said deposits
benign, odorless, heck, even beneficial. The sign refers to the end-product as
“a rich, well-stablilized mulch.” And here’s the amazing thing: the place is
completely odorless. A quick glance down the hole would make you think that’s
impossible, but I’m here to testify that the place absolutely does not smell in
any way toilet-y. Actually, it smells kind of peaty, in a subtle, earthy way,
like a fine single malt Scotch.
I love this toilet. I know that sounds silly. But I do. It
makes me happy for reasons that are hard to explain. It so happens that this CT
is located along one of my favorite cycling routes, so I often stop there to
use the facilities. When it first opened a few years ago, I thought the lack of
odor was due to the structure being so new. Surely, once word got around and
patrons began to contribute to the facility, the place would begin to smell and
feel like any other public toilet. Didn’t happen. True, I’ve never seen anyone else there, so
it kind of feels like my little secret toilet turret. But again, the hole
doesn’t lie. Others clearly are using
it—and still, no stink. The whole thing feels kind of magical.
Many cyclists have their favorite pit stops along their well
worn routes. It might be a local java bar or milkshake shack, a perfectly
situated picnic table, or a finery-filled country store. Stopping at these
places, if only for a few minutes, almost always provides a small boost, as
much both psychological as physical. I tend to see these spots as checkpoints
to look forward to, if only in a small way, no matter the headwind or how weary
my legs may feel. As a tribute to these places, I will, over the next few
months, offer a series of occasional vignettes profiling some of my faves.
But back to the CT. One day last summer, I pulled off at the
CT even though I didn’t technically have to use it. It was an unusually hot
day, and I knew that inside that toilet building it would be shady, cool, and
earthy-smelling respite. I felt a small thrill when I approached the door. Once
inside, I sat down for a few minutes and re-read the various laminated signs,
enumerated the rolls of toilet paper, squirted some Purell on my hands, and
then headed back out into the sunshine, threw a leg over my bike, and pedalled
off, with a grin on my face.
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