The Idaho Spud is one of my favorite candy bars (or chocolate
bars, as we call them in Canada), and it makes for a perfect road snack for bike
rides. The catch is that you can only get an Idaho Spud in actual Idaho—or some
parts of Montana, Oregon, and Washington State. My pal Penn just returned from
a drive down through some of those places on his way to Arizona and he was kind
enough to bring me back a sack of spuds, which I’ve been enjoying on bike rides
all week.
The name alone is genius. Most (though not all) candy bar
names tend to have associations with a particular flavor (Butterfinger), texture
(Crispy Crunch), size (Mr. Big), or a famous person (Reggie). You don’t find
many named after a tuber, but when in Idaho, it’s not such a crazy idea. In
fact, in a curious amalgam of pride and irony, the Idaho Spud has been adopted
as a kind of unofficial state candy bar. The tongue-in-cheek motto on the wrapper is "The Candy Bar that Makes Idaho Famous."
The first thing you notice about the Idaho Spud is how squat and unremarkable it is. Kind of ugly even. This potato isn’t going to win any blue ribbons at the county fair. Rather,
it looks like a cross between a potato half sliced lengthwise and a snow-dusted
turd. It is not aesthetically pleasing. But that’s part of its strange charm, I
think. It’s the chocolate bar that is not afraid to say, hey, I will look
pretty much the same going in as I will coming out of you. I respect that.
As for taste, here’s the description from the Idaho Candy
Company website: “light cocoa flavored, soft marshmallow center drenched with a
dark chocolate coating and then sprinkled with coconut.” Okay, sure, but I’m
not going to pretend that the Idaho Spud actually tastes good. It really doesn’t,
unless you have a thing for the marshmallow-and-coconut combo (something I
generally try to avoid in a candy bar). In fact, with its lightness and size, it
tastes and feels more like a cookie than a candy bar. My wife thinks they taste
terrible.
Nutritional value? Yes, it’s got a pile of fat—8 grams in a
single spud, providing a whopping 22% of a fella’s saturated fat intake for a
day. It contains about the same number of carbohydrates as an actual potato of
comparable size.
The true appeal of the candy tater, I think, is simply its
weirdness. With a goofy name, underwhelming turdish appearance, and low-key
flavor profile, the Idaho Spud is the ironic, anti-candy candy bar. Like Thrills
gum (“Still Tastes Like Soap”), the Spud is beloved not because the taste will
make you swoon, but because of its retro feel, loveable oddness, and general underdog
status. The Spud breaks the rules of the
candy bar world and somehow prospers. I've always got room for a spud in my musette.
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